House of Horrors
Written by Maxwell Effort   
Wednesday, 04 November 2009 09:38

Some things just make you shake your head and accept the inevitable. That one constant for the Orlando Magic is that if they go to Detroit somehow they are going to lose the game. Tuesday was no different as the result would read Detroit 85, Orlando 80. This brings Dwight Howard's career mark in Detroit to 1-14.

Weird things just seem to happen to this team in Detroit. No matter how many players have changed over when you put that Detroit Pistons jersey on and you see the Orlando Magic you automatically turn into a fighter jet made out of biceps.

Detroit managed to foul out both Marcin Gortat and Dwight Howard with dribble penetration from their guards. At one point towards the end Charlie Villanueva who has a better shot of growing hair than ever playing defense got a charge call. Ben Wallace turned back the clock and hacked blocked a Brandon Bass jumper. Heck they did not even need their Mr. 4th Quarter Ben Gordon to close it out.

The more things change the more they stay the same.  

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