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Written by Jareth Cutestory
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Wednesday, 27 May 2009 13:59 |
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As a Magic fan, I can still say that without a doubt LeBron James has been more than impressive in this series. We all know about his shot to win Game 2. He hit that impressive 3 at the end last night to extend the stress a bit longer, and I fully expected that last one to go in too. It really isn't fun. But, luckily for the Magic, the rest of the Cavs have been nowhere to be seen. All we have seen of Mo has been that mouth of his. West has been OK, I guess. Z looks like he's playing basketball underwater, and when Anderson isn't lying on the court like he got snipped in the neck, he hasn't exactly been playing his best.
That said, we've been able to track some of LeBron's teammates down. It wasn't easy.
Disclaimer: As Magic fans, we reserve the right to understand that this will probably jinx us, and said players will play the best games of their career for the rest of the series.
 "I prefer romaine over Big Z."
 "Can iz help LeBronz?"
 "LeBron is sick of his teammates disappearing. It's time for him to start looking for them. Wait..is that Wally Z?"

"He's over there Mr. James."

"Damnit Andy. Practice falling down on your own time!"
 "An instant classic."
Disclaimer: These chops are meant to be humorous and are just a good-natured dig at LeBron James, Big Z, Delonte West, Mo Williams, Wally, Boobie, Coach of the Year, Sideshow Bob, Robert DeNiro, Bouncy Castles, Iceberg lettuce, and kittens.
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Image of the day: Via Orlando Sentinel
The Mission. The Statement.
We are Terry and The Pump Fakes, Jareth Cutestory, Vile Feminista, Maxwell Effort, I 3 Freely, Paul Ego, Supply and Demand, El Fantasma de Carlos, The Big Train, The Nickel Steak, Ayo!, and Tyson J. Perfect. Together, we are Magic fans. We remember Nick’s steal against Jordan, Billy Donovan, Scott Skiles, Jerryl Sasser and Reece Gaines, The Mac Attacks, the NBA on NBC, and Grant Hill’s ankle. We also watch TV and read the internet, thus noticing the endless flow of unoriginal Orlando Magic related puns. We have combined to discuss the Magic, the NBA, and from time to time supply side economics and the life of Leonardo da Vinci. Together we are The Puns Are Starting to Bore Me.
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