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Written by Jareth Cutestory
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Wednesday, 20 May 2009 10:21 |
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Game 7 in Boston was only moments away. Players were going through their pre-game routine. Dwight probably listened to some music. Stan Van Gundy watched some game tape. Adonal Foyle read some poetry. Kevin Garnett yelled into a mirror. Magic fans were already looking for a pair of unsoiled pants. And Hedo? Well, Hedo was eating pizza. The Turkish Michael Jordan only eats the best. Our crack research team has been able to find some other Hedo and pizza situations. These have been in no way edited.

"You know uhhh..better ingredients..uhhh...better pizza...uhhhh..Papa Turk's"

"Turk and his bunny love to share. Look how happy it makes Lil' Hedo"

"The guy just can't get enough pizza. This slice appears to be only slightly larger then his smile."

"Before hitting it big in the NBA, Turk had to make ends meat."

"Hedo could careless about Jessica. His Hedo-sense detected stuffed crust pizza. Hedo likey."
Bonus Chop:
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Disclaimer: These chops are meant to be humorous and are just a good-natured dig at Mr. Turkoglu, pizza, Jessica Simpson, Papa John's, and bunny rabbits.
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We are Terry and The Pump Fakes, Jareth Cutestory, Vile Feminista, Maxwell Effort, I 3 Freely, Paul Ego, Supply and Demand, El Fantasma de Carlos, The Big Train, The Nickel Steak, Ayo!, and Tyson J. Perfect. Together, we are Magic fans. We remember Nick’s steal against Jordan, Billy Donovan, Scott Skiles, Jerryl Sasser and Reece Gaines, The Mac Attacks, the NBA on NBC, and Grant Hill’s ankle. We also watch TV and read the internet, thus noticing the endless flow of unoriginal Orlando Magic related puns. We have combined to discuss the Magic, the NBA, and from time to time supply side economics and the life of Leonardo da Vinci. Together we are The Puns Are Starting to Bore Me.
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