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Written by The Big Train
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Monday, 04 May 2009 07:44 |
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Tonight at 8 PM on TNT is Game 1 between Orlando and Boston. Orlando took care of Philly in 6 and as everyone knows, it took Boston 7 to get past Chicago. I could put in all sorts of links to game previews, but I'm not going to do that today. Instead, here are some random thoughts about the matchup:
- Courtney Lee is not going to play in Game 1 or 2. He will be missed. JJ is going to have to hit his shots when he is open like he did in Game 6 against Philly, and Pietrus is going to have to bring the D.
- Kevin Garnett is a "warrior" yada yada yada. What is the over/under on how many times he makes it on TNT tonight? 15? 20?
- Ray Allen has a beautiful shot.
- The Departed was a good film.
- I am still not sure where your sinus is.
- Boston was founded on September 17, 1630. Orlando... Sometime around 1837.
- If Dwight gets Perkins into early foul trouble, I like Orlando's chances.
- I am not a fan of Rajon Rondo.
- According to Dr. Wiki, your sinuses "are air-filled spaces, communicating with the nasal cavity, within the bones of the skull and face." Yikes.
- The more minutes Mikki Moore has to play, the better.
- Boston is going to be as physical with Dwight as possible. Howard needs to control himself and not get too frustrated.
- We are all going to die from Swine Flu.
- 30,000 Americans die from the good ole normal flu... Every freaking year.
- If Orlando takes Game 1, they will take the series. That said, Orlando in 6. They will win games 1, 3, 4, and 6.
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Image of the day: Via Orlando Sentinel
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