The Way Too Early 09-10 Prediction
Written by The Big Train   
Tuesday, 04 August 2009 12:45

Yesterday the Orlando Magic released their schedule for the 09-10 season - their 21st in the NBA - and who said it is too early for predictions?

Yes, yes I am.

October
Wed. 28           PHILADELPHIA         7 p.m.  W
- The season starts. Dwight starts the season strong with a 20/20 game.

Fri. 30              @ New Jersey             8 p.m.  W
- The sight of Courtnet Lee makes me cry.

november

This is what's wrong with the world.


November
Sun. 1              @ Toronto                   1 p.m.  W
- Hedo makes 12 bad passes, shots, dribbles, and/or timeouts.

Tue. 3              @ Detroit                     7:30 p.m.  W
- Not as good as you once were, eh Detriot?

Wed. 4             PHOENIX                   7 p.m.  L
- I spill beer on myself.

Fri. 6                DETROIT                    7 p.m.  W
- Not as good as you once were, eh Detroit?

Sun. 8              @ Oklahoma City        7 p.m.  W
- Is it playoff time yet?

Tue. 10            @ Charlotte                 7 p.m.  W
- JJ dodges beer and popcorn on his way to 0 points in 3 minutes of play.

Wed. 11           CLEVELAND             8 p.m. (ESPN)  L
- There are still a lot of Cleveland fans who have never been to Cleveland before.

Fri. 13              NEW JERSEY             7 p.m.  W
- The sight of Courtney Lee makes me cry.

Mon. 16           CHARLOTTE             7 p.m.  W
- With Okafor now traded at least we don't have to embarrass Bobcat fans with the Dwight/Emeka comparison.

Wed. 18           OKLAHOMA CITY   7 p.m.  W
- Is it playoff time yet?

Fri. 20              @ Boston                     8 p.m. (ESPN)  L
- At least one of the Big 3 will be hurt by this game.

Sun. 22            @ Toronto                   12:30 p.m.  L
- Hedo, while choking on his pre-game pizza, pulls a muscle and misses the game.

Wed. 25           MIAMI                        7:30 p.m. (ESPN)  W
- Aren't these guys suppose to be our rivals?

Thu. 26            @ Atlanta                     8 p.m. (TNT)  L
- Atlanta isn't that bad anymore...

Sat. 28             @ Milwaukee               9 p.m.  W
- Coach Skiles kills a man.

Sun. 29            @ New York               6 p.m.  W
- 2 for 1: Magic beat the Kincks as well as New Yorker's since of entitlement.

fs
Festivus for the rest of us


December
Wed. 2             NEW YORK               7 p.m.  W
Sat. 5               @ Golden State            10:30 p.m.  W
Tue. 8              @ L.A. Clippers           10:30 p.m.  W
Thu. 10            @ Utah                        10:30 p.m. (TNT)  L
Fri. 11              @ Phoenix                   10:30 p.m. (ESPN)  W
Mon. 14           INDIANA                   7 p.m.  W
Wed. 16           TORONTO                 7 p.m.  W
Thu. 17            @ Miami                      8 p.m. (TNT)  W
Sat. 19             PORTLAND               7 p.m. (NBATV)  L
Mon. 21           UTAH                          7 p.m.  W
Wed. 23           HOUSTON                 7 p.m. (NBATV)  W
Fri. 25              BOSTON                    2:30 p.m. (ABC)  W
Wed. 30           MILWAUKEE            7 p.m.  W

January
Fri. 1                @ Minnesota                8 p.m.  W
Sat. 2               @ Chicago                   8 p.m.  L
Tue. 5              @ Indiana                    7 p.m.  W
Wed. 6             TORONTO                 7 p.m.  W
Fri. 8                @ Washington              7 p.m.  L
Sat. 9               ATLANTA                  7 p.m.  W
Tue. 12            @ Sacramento             10 p.m.  W
Wed. 13           @ Denver                    9 p.m. (NBATV)  L
Fri. 15              @ Portland                   10:30 p.m. (ESPN)  W
Mon. 18           @ L.A. Lakers             10:30 p.m. (TNT)  L
Wed. 20           INDIANA                   7 p.m.  W
Fri. 22              SACRAMENTO         7 p.m.  W
Sat. 23             @ Charlotte                 7 p.m.  W
Mon. 25           @ Memphis                 8 p.m.  W
Thu. 28            BOSTON                    8 p.m. (TNT)  W
Sat. 30             ATLANTA                  7 p.m. (NBATV)  W
Sun. 31            @ Detroit                     6 p.m.  W

February
Tue. 2              MILWAUKEE            7 p.m.  W
Fri. 5                WASHINGTON         7 p.m.  W
Sun. 7              @ Boston                     2:30 p.m. (ABC)  L
Mon. 8             NEW ORLEANS        8 p.m. (TNT)  W
Wed. 10           @ Chicago                   8 p.m.  W
Thu. 11            @ Cleveland                8 p.m. (TNT)  W
Wed. 17           DETROIT                    7 p.m.  W
Fri. 19              DALLAS                     8 p.m. (ESPN)  W
Sun. 21            CLEVELAND             1 p.m. (ABC)  L
Wed. 24           @ Houston                   8:30 p.m.  W
Fri. 26              @ New Orleans           8 p.m.  L
Sun. 28            MIAMI                        7 p.m. (ESPN)  W

March            
Mon. 1             @ Philadelphia             7 p.m. (NBATV)  W
Wed. 3             GOLDEN STATE       7 p.m. (NBATV)  W
Fri. 5                @ New Jersey             8 p.m.  W
Sun. 7              L.A. LAKERS             2:30 p.m. (ABC)  W
Tue. 9              L.A. CLIPPERS          7 p.m.  W
Thu. 11            CHICAGO                  8 p.m. (TNT)  W
Sat. 13             @ Washington              7 p.m. (NBATV)  L
Sun. 14            CHARLOTTE             6 p.m.  W
Wed. 17           SAN ANTONIO         8 p.m. (ESPN)  W
Thu. 18            @ Miami                      7 p.m. (TNT)  L
Mon. 22           @ Philadelphia             7 p.m. (NBATV)  W
Wed. 24           @ Atlanta                     7 p.m.  W
Fri. 26              MINNESOTA             7 p.m.  W
Sun. 28            DENVER                     6 p.m.  W


I love The Onion.


April   
Thu. 1              @ Dallas                      8 p.m. (TNT)  L
- Cuban strangles Otis Smith.

Fri. 2                @ San Antonio             8:30 p.m.  L
- Spurs are angry in regards to the Social Security checks arriving a day late.

Sun. 4              MEMPHIS                  6 p.m.  W
-Memphis is still in the NBA?

Wed. 7             WASHINGTON         8 p.m. (ESPN)  W
- Arenas misses his 30th game of the season.

Fri. 9                NEW YORK               7 p.m.  W
- The Knicks are already looking forward to the free agent signing period.

Sun. 11            @ Cleveland                1 p.m. (ABC)  L
- Magic lose, but even a win wouldn't change the fact that everyone thinks the Cavs will win it all.

Mon. 12           @ Indiana                    7 p.m.  W
- No one cares, but Orlando still wins.

Wed. 14           PHILADELPHIA         8 p.m.  W
- You actually read this whole schedule? L7 buddy. L7.

There you have it. Orlando will go 63-19 this season. Take it to the bank.

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